The House Of Odd

Imagine this scenario. It is mid morning and after three cups of burnt
coffee you a mid-level office drone feels the pangs of nature calling.
Off to the nearest clean restroom facitlity you go. The handicap
accessible stall is your preference because it gives you all the
lebensraum you require.
Before beginning the depanting procedure you notice a little
unfinished business […]

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So it is just another dreary winter day and I’ve only got some left
over frozen pizza for lunch. Dreadful. I needed a side dish for this stellar
meal. Where else could I go besides the vending machine?
There wasn’t much to choose and I’ve been on a Baked Lays Potato Chips
kick lately. They are not nearly as […]

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So it is the start of a new year and most people are back to work.
Today some kind individual brought in a lovely store bought cake and
dumped it in the break room.
The unwritten law of food in the corporate world is if you leave it
out in a common area it is fair game for every […]

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Today’s thought is in the form of a question. It goes out to all the germ phobes out there.
You know who you are, in public restrooms you use a paper towel to turn on and off the water facet. Some off you even grab one more paper towel to open the door with, then hold […]

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Today’s thought is more of a past experience that will be shared as a tip for all those iPhone and iPod Touch users out there.
It is not a good idea to handle butter before using you iPhone.
It seems that when your fingers are coated with a greasy substance such as butter the touch screen is […]

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A new feature will be starting soon here at the House of Odd. It shall be called ‘Thoughts From the Throne’.
With the additional of a wi-fi mobile device and the ability to send email what better way to make use of the copious time spent in the men’s room then sharing my thoughts […]

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