The House Of Odd

For some reason it is difficult not to go straight to “Are you there God, it’s me Margeret.”
But for a more accurate translation:
“Dear Sky Daddy, let’s make a deal. I’ll start going to your house on Sundays and drink a little less (no more Bacardi, only beer) and you […]

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It is time for another thrilling installment of Church Marquee Wisdom. Today’s marquee sign tidbit “God doesn’t promise a comfortable journey, only a safe landing”.
Translation: Going to church and praying is no guarantee that your life won’t be a tourtured wreck. Suck it up, take it like a man ( or woman) […]

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Think its hot here, hell is even hotter.
Translation: If you think your life is miserable now, the suffering that awaits you if you don’t accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior will be like totally wicked.
LOLCat Version: O hai, if ur not wit Jesus ur soul has pain. Kthx

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