The House Of Odd

Imagine this scenario. It is mid morning and after three cups of burnt
coffee you a mid-level office drone feels the pangs of nature calling.

Off to the nearest clean restroom facitlity you go. The handicap
accessible stall is your preference because it gives you all the
lebensraum you require.

Before beginning the depanting procedure you notice a little
unfinished business from the previous occupant.

You have this not wanting to ‘cross the streams’ policy so a preflush
is needed.

One flush, two flushes, still hanging on. These low flow toilets can’t
handle anything.

A third and forth flush is required. As the forth flush valiently
attempts to dislodge a stuborn piece of toilet paper you feel
something cold hit your cheek.

Its not only cold but its wet. The toilet expelled some water high up
into the stratosphere and invaded your face.

Thank the maker that the first three flushes had purged the bowl of
all the discolored material before the horrific incident occurred.

Is it cool to use Purel on your face?