The Smoking Gun reports the Collier County Sheriff’s Department in Florida has issued a strange bulletin warning citizens of a new drug derived from poop and pee.
The bulletin states that the crazy kids of the sunshine state are enjoying a new drug called ‘Jenkem’ which is said to cause hallucinations and ‘euphoric highs’. Jenkem is apparently made by the fermenting of fecal matter and urine.
Jenkem has origins in Africa where raw sewage is fermented to produce a gas for inhaling. The clever youth of Florida have figured out how to create their own Jenkem by placing the waste in a glass container and placing a balloon over the opening. Let it sit in the sun, like poop sun tea, for a few hours or days and the gas will separate into the balloon. The gas can then be inhaled to produce a stinky yet strong high.
According to Snopes.com the authenticity of the widespread sniffing of poop is still undetermined.
But for you Florida parents, if you notice your little ones hording jars of their own waste under the bed maybe it’s time for an intervention.
20 responses so far ↓
1 brian // Nov 16, 2007 at 7:29 pm
africans….
2 Nicole // Nov 22, 2007 at 8:00 pm
What the ever loving fuck!? Damn kids… just bake some special brownies for pete’s sake! There’s no need to snort poo.
3 wendy // Nov 28, 2007 at 2:04 pm
damn…i hope my brother doesn’t see this…he’s into enough crap…not literally
4 Blue // Feb 7, 2008 at 8:19 pm
What? Does whipped cream cost too much now?!
5 tim // May 2, 2008 at 9:00 am
SHIT FUCK SHIT I HATE THAT SHITTY POOP EWWWWWWWWWWWW FUCKING GROSS oh fuck
6 vajj // May 12, 2008 at 10:44 am
thats AHHHMAYZZIN!!!
7 oh shit // May 13, 2008 at 12:51 pm
OH SHIT
8 dicklicker // May 14, 2008 at 10:42 am
well that is veryyyy interesting. personaly i like to catch farts in balloons and inhail it. JUST FOR FUN! although it does get me high. 8==D
9 Me // Aug 16, 2008 at 3:30 am
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10 Ilovepoop // Aug 23, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Wow I just huffed some shit and piss out of a balloon and holy shit I just saw a walking turd it really works I suggest you try yourself its better than sliced cheese write and let us know how you felt afterwwards its gggggggrrrrrrrreeeeeeaaaaaaatttttttt!
11 good kid // Sep 1, 2008 at 7:32 pm
I think this is fucked up go sniff some petrol u freaks.
YOUUUUU SICKOOOSSSSSSSSSSS!!
EAT SHIT. wait…
YUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!#&%!$#&^!%#&!
12 you are gay // Sep 1, 2008 at 7:34 pm
you are gay eat shit sorry you are already sniffing it lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
13 poop man // Dec 7, 2008 at 2:12 am
I love to sniff poop i get all kinds of high off of shit
14 ugh // Dec 18, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Fucking Florida White Trash!
15 a sandwich // Jan 28, 2009 at 1:28 pm
HOLY SHIT! you americans are just as shitty as africans now!
16 Elseia // May 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Africans huh…why does it gotta be africans its probably some bored ass WHITE red necks that don’t have shit else to do but sniff and eat there own SHIT…how pathetic can u get….Nasty asses
17 HottBUTT n Chesse // May 9, 2009 at 6:16 pm
U PEOPLE R FREAKS…..can u not afford real DRUGS so no we sniff shit what has this world come too…….JUST SAY NO to all drugs and SNIFFING UR SHIT….gross
18 drawZAY // Sep 25, 2009 at 5:41 am
poop sniff. Ya gotta stick yer nose up a dog butt. yah mon, that’ll get you high as a hi-dee-ho!!!
Sh’zaw!!!
19 FUcking poojangles // Nov 6, 2009 at 12:23 am
you nasty fucks hahahahbaha fucking florian sons of bitches u nasty freaks im gonna fucking shit on all of you if you love shit so much u fucking nasty shitfucks
20 policeman // Nov 7, 2009 at 1:55 am
holy shit sniffers, I can deal w/ crack heads and dope fiends, heroin addicts, drunks, coke heads, but how do handle a shit sniffer? I also heard that some teenage girls are carrying their own shit in ziploc bags in their purse to get a quick high after a few days of fermenting in their purse, I can just see a girl being searched, and a cop finding a shitbag.what would the charge be?possession w/ intent to smell?
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